Speaking of Boobs..

1 Aug

…Because they are such a natural part of the female anatomy, we must not shy away from holding them to the same standard as kneecaps.. The fact that we put soo much emphasis on them totally blows. I have large boobs therefore feel self conscious in certain outfits. Weird? I don’t think so..

The smaller your boobs are the larger you want them (for most people) and the larger your boobs are (without surgery) you envision how wondrous and free it would feel to “lighten the load,” for instance- the load of weight, preconceived notions, unwanted attention, and tricky clothing picking out situations..

After a great night of conversation and catching up over dinner with a friend tonight (AKA new age therapy)((more to add on a later day)) I started my journey home and the moon was fresh and new, smiling down on me with a beam of light to guide me safely back into the East village. I could feel the rain start to drizzle and I quickly realized I was wearing a white tshirt.. Of course the last ten minutes I had before entering my apt building, were spent thinking about how unfortunate it would be for rain to come down harder and prep me for a white tshirt contest right then and there on the street. I could see the boys smiling as I passed, me picking up more speed with every falling droplet. Luckily I made it home in time and ended up with an interesting wooden spice box left on the side of the street.

But what I’m trying to say is.. regardless if I did end up drenched with rain, I don’t want to be so caught up in the idea that yes people are staring at me. Although it would be super awkward for me to nonchalantly walk around with my boobs all highlighted and a big smile on my face.. So maybe the point to this story is that I need to start carrying an umbrella?? to not find myself in such a position..


have a wonderful evening and enjoy the new moon!



4 Apr

Skinny Spectacles

21 Mar

Found This Old Photo of Me

Partially Naked..

24 Feb

We wear clothes to cover up our bodies. To display art. To hid our vaginas,boobs&penises.To look better. To keep warm, To keep cool. To attract a mate. To hold our keys. To protest. To not get arrested. To conform. To be different…

Drunk Bitches

11 Feb

Listen. If your going to drink too much, stay outta my way. Keep your damn intoxicated self far from my chill state of mind. And enough with the flash photography, I’m not trying to document my carefree alcohol/drug nights. I want to keep the night in spirit through visual memory of the brain. Also I am not trying to take your man, he’s just way more attracted to me than he is with you, which personally is not my fault, blame it on genetics. Although that still won’t give you the resolve you want. Either stop going out all together, or deal with the fact that you are not Megan Fox you ninny!

French boy I see you..

Daily Dose of Skinny

5 Feb

Miranda Kerr: Victoria’s Secret Angel

My Feelings Exactly..

1 Feb

Sitting in Starbucks on this slushy city day. The perfect corner window seat snatched up immediately by me as the man occupying the space proceeded to pack as I was receivng my Chai soy latte. The translation was smooth. 2 hours in and I’m getting waves of energy and occasional sleepy trance-like vibes. The toasted chocolate chip cookie in eyes view,sitting behind that nicely shined glass case is teasing me every so often. As well as the idea of getting another tasty latte. While I’m typing this sentence I can spell out the warn out black letters of Lavo that is ever soo clinging onto my hand from several nights back. You can wash your hand several times and the shit will still linger for days. What if I permanently stamped my name on my hand, not so attractive eh? Well I feel that way about clubs marking my skin with their tacky names, it’s become quite embarrassing and not to mention awkward. Embarrassing because why would I want the word Lavo on my hand, like wtf does Lavo mean if your not Spanish? Awkward because if you told someone that you in fact did not end up going out, and they spot Avenue on your hand, your trapped/screwed/fired.

Great Starbucks drink idea:


-Apple Pie Cinnamon Latte

-Orange & Berry ginger hot tea

-White chocolate almond latte

-Vanilla bean strawberry latte


Starbucks, if your reading this please give me credit this time for work I have given you. (I will never show my face in your commercial again without pay)

love, Ja’mie